Beijing Weather - Funny Stuff on the Official Site

The official Beijing Government website has a page about Beijing weather.  It starts with:

"Come to Beijing, the weather's ... em ... interesting.  There are four distinct seasons in Beijing.  Dust storm, Sweltering, Getting cold, and Stupidly Cold."

Take a look at the full article:

http://www.ebeijing.gov.cn/Tour/Tips/t171784.htm